Adam Sandler Quotes

“A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard.”

“As a kid, I'd go into the bathroom when I was having a tantrum. I'd be in the bathroom crying, studying myself in the mirror. I was preparing for future roles.”

“Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.”

“Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.”

“Girls are soft and pretty.”

“God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell.”

“How do I speak Spanish? Not too well.”

“I can handle pain.”

“I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.”

“I don't know what drives me to succeed.”

“I don't know who I touch and who I don't. I work hard trying to make people laugh. I try to do the kind of stuff that made me laugh growing up. I don't have any secrets. I don't know the reasons I've been so well received.”

“I grew up cursing a lot.”

“I grew up cursing a lot. It felt natural. My parents told me to stop.”

“I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I'm glad I lived out both roles.”

“I know I want to always do the best I can.”

“I like sitting and writing with my buddies.”

“I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family, and he was always the coolest dad. He did everything for his kids, and he never made us feel like he was pressured. I know that it must be a great feeling to be a guy like that.”

“I never had a speech from my father 'this is what you must do or shouldn't do' but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn't perfect.”

“I never thought about what people would say about me. I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor, and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.”

“I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.”

“I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.”

“I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.”

“I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.”

“I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?”

“I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.”

“I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.”

“I wasn't a kid growing up thinking, 'One day I'll get an Oscar and make a speech.' That wasn't on my mind.”

“I'll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies.”

“I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means.”

“I'm filthy rich!”