Ali Hazelwood Quotes



Best 19 Quotes by Ali Hazelwood

The Love Hypothesis Quotes

“A good kiss will do that: make a girl forget herself for a while.”

The Love Hypothesis

“A heart will break even more easily than the weakest of hydrogen bonds.”

The Love Hypothesis

“Carry yourself with the confidence of a mediocre white man.”

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“Everyone likes tall, broody, sullen hunks with genius IQs.”

The Love Hypothesis

“Expiration dates are for the weak.”

The Love Hypothesis

“False negatives are bad, too.”

The Love Hypothesis

“Her heart may be broken, but her brain was doing just fine.”

The Love Hypothesis

“How much do you hate this, on a scale from one to ‘correlation equals causation’?”

The Love Hypothesis

“Hypothesis: If I fall in love, things will invariably end poorly.”

The Love Hypothesis

“Hypothesis: The more I mention an attachment in an email, the less likely I will be to actually include said attachment.”

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“Hypothesis: When given a choice between A (a slightly inconveniencing situation) and B (a colossal sh*tshow with devastating consequences), I will inevitably end up selecting B.”

The Love Hypothesis

“I do reserve the right to comment on your abysmal taste in men.”

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“I have access to your Google Calendar, *sshole. You're not busy. If you don't want to hang out with me, you can just be honest.”

The Love Hypothesis

“I think that somewhere along the way I forgot that I was something. I forgot myself.”

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“I wish you could see yourself the way I see you.”

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“I'm starting to wonder if this is what being in love is. Being okay with ripping yourself to shreds, so the other person can stay whole.”

The Love Hypothesis

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“Life is like a cocktail, made up for the most part of sweet things, and tinged with a dash of bitters.
We must drain it to the dregs to get at the cherry, just as we must live a full and rounded life to know all its pleasures.”


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