Ali Hazelwood Quotes
Best 19 Quotes by Ali Hazelwood
The Love Hypothesis Quotes
“A good kiss will do that: make a girl forget herself for a while.”
“A heart will break even more easily than the weakest of hydrogen bonds.”
“Carry yourself with the confidence of a mediocre white man.”
“Everyone likes tall, broody, sullen hunks with genius IQs.”
“Expiration dates are for the weak.”
“False negatives are bad, too.”
“Her heart may be broken, but her brain was doing just fine.”
“How much do you hate this, on a scale from one to ‘correlation equals causation’?”
“Hypothesis: If I fall in love, things will invariably end poorly.”
“Hypothesis: The more I mention an attachment in an email, the less likely I will be to actually include said attachment.”
“Hypothesis: When given a choice between A (a slightly inconveniencing situation) and B (a colossal sh*tshow with devastating consequences), I will inevitably end up selecting B.”
“I do reserve the right to comment on your abysmal taste in men.”
“I have access to your Google Calendar, *sshole. You're not busy. If you don't want to hang out with me, you can just be honest.”
“I think that somewhere along the way I forgot that I was something. I forgot myself.”
“I wish you could see yourself the way I see you.”
“I'm starting to wonder if this is what being in love is. Being okay with ripping yourself to shreds, so the other person can stay whole.”
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“The past does not define you. There will be people who once knew you intimately, but they don’t know you now. They may remember a chapter that once spoke to them, but they don’t get to know the chapters that are coming. You get to write those.”
“Pumpkin spice is Satan’s dandruff, harbinger of the apocalypse, and it tastes like ass — not in the good way.”
“What you have now, it will have to be enough.”
“You can fall in love: someone will catch you.”
