Ali Hazelwood Quotes
Best 19 Quotes by Ali Hazelwood
The Love Hypothesis Quotes
“A good kiss will do that: make a girl forget herself for a while.”
“A heart will break even more easily than the weakest of hydrogen bonds.”
“Carry yourself with the confidence of a mediocre white man.”
“Everyone likes tall, broody, sullen hunks with genius IQs.”
“Expiration dates are for the weak.”
“False negatives are bad, too.”
“Her heart may be broken, but her brain was doing just fine.”
“How much do you hate this, on a scale from one to ‘correlation equals causation’?”
“Hypothesis: If I fall in love, things will invariably end poorly.”
“Hypothesis: The more I mention an attachment in an email, the less likely I will be to actually include said attachment.”
“Hypothesis: When given a choice between A (a slightly inconveniencing situation) and B (a colossal sh*tshow with devastating consequences), I will inevitably end up selecting B.”
“I do reserve the right to comment on your abysmal taste in men.”
“I have access to your Google Calendar, *sshole. You're not busy. If you don't want to hang out with me, you can just be honest.”
“I think that somewhere along the way I forgot that I was something. I forgot myself.”
“I wish you could see yourself the way I see you.”
“I'm starting to wonder if this is what being in love is. Being okay with ripping yourself to shreds, so the other person can stay whole.”
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“They don’t rely on memorized conversational scripts, and they don’t have to carefully parse every single piece of data they encounter to make sense of it. They can wing it.
Autistic people, on the flip side, don’t rely on knee-jerk assumptions or quick mental shortcuts to make our decisions. We process each element of our environment separately, and intentionally, taking very little for granted.
If we’ve never been in a particular restaurant before, we may be slow to make sense of its layout or figure out how ordering works. We’ll need really clear-cut indications of whether it’s the kind of place where you sit down and get table service, or if you’re supposed to go to a counter to ask for what you like.
Many of us try to camouflage this fact by doing extensive research on a restaurant before setting foot inside. Every single light, laugh, and smell in the place is taken in individually by our sensory system, rather than blended into a cohesive whole.”
“Pumpkin spice is Satan’s dandruff, harbinger of the apocalypse, and it tastes like ass — not in the good way.”
“What you have now, it will have to be enough.”
“You can fall in love: someone will catch you.”
