Amarillo Slim Quotes

“I don't play any two suited cards. I play any two non-suited cards. That way I am drawing at two different flushes.”

“If you are going to bluff, make it a big one.”

“Look around the table. If you don't see a sucker, get up, because you're the sucker.”

“My favorite chip trick is to make everyone's chip stack disappear.”

“You can shear a sheep a hundred times, but you can skin it only once.”

“I never go looking for a sucker. I look for a Champion and make a sucker of of him.”

“It never hurts for potential opponents to think you're more than a little stupid and can hardly count all the money in your hip pocket, much less hold on to it.”

“I don't believe in hunches. Hunches are for dogs making love.”

“Sometimes the lambs slaughter the butcher.”