Andy Kaufman Quotes

Who was Andy Kaufman?

Quotes by Andy Kaufman on The Cite Site Andrew Geoffrey Kaufman was a weird entertainer, writer and comedian. His life is told in the movie 'Man on the Moon' starring Jim Carrey, who shares the same birthday.

Born January 17, 1949
Died May 16, 1984
Aged 35 years old

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Best Quotes by Andy Kaufman

“Pure entertainment is not an egotistical lady singing boring songs on stage for two hours and people in tuxes clapping whether they like it or not. It's the real performers on the street who can hold people's attention and keep them from walking away.”

“There's no drama like wrestling.”

“While all the other kids were out playing ball and stuff, I used to stay in my room and imagine that there was a camera in the wall. And I used to really believe that I was putting on a television show and that it was going out to somewhere in the world.”

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“You never see a positive drug story on the news. They always have the same LSD story. You’ve all seen it: “Today a young man on acid… thought he could fly… jumped out of a building… what a tragedy!” What a d*ck. He’s an idiot. If he thought he could fly, why didn’t he take off from the ground first? Check it out? You don’t see geese lined up to catch elevators to fly south; they fly from the f*cking ground. He’s an idiot. He’s dead. Good! We lost a moron? F*cking celebrate! There’s one less moron in the world.”

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