Andy Rooney Quotes

Who is Andy Rooney?

Andy Rooney was an American radio and television writer known for his many aphorisms.

Born January 14, 1919
Died November 04, 2011

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“Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.”

Andy Rooney

“Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.”

Andy Rooney

“Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.”

Andy Rooney

“Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.”

Andy Rooney

“I believe that if all the truth in the world was known the world would be a better place.”

Andy Rooney

“I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.”

Andy Rooney

“I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.”

Andy Rooney

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“I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.”

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“I’ve learned… that a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.”

Andy Rooney

“I’ve learned… that being kind is more important than being right.”

Andy Rooney

“I’ve learned… that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.”

Andy Rooney

“I’ve learned… that having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.”

Andy Rooney

“I’ve learned… that I wish I could have told my Mom that I love her one more time before she passed away.”

Andy Rooney

“I’ve learned… that it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.”

Andy Rooney

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“I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, “You’ve made my day,” makes my day.”

Andy Rooney

“I’ve learned… that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.”

Andy Rooney

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“I’ve learned… that life is tough, but I’m tougher.”

Andy Rooney

“I’ve learned… that love, not time, heals all wounds.”

Andy Rooney

“I’ve learned… that money doesn’t buy class.”

Andy Rooney

“I’ve learned… that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.”

Andy Rooney

“I’ve learned… that one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.”

Andy Rooney

“I’ve learned… that opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.”

Andy Rooney

“I’ve learned… that the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.”

Andy Rooney

“I’ve learned… that the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.”

Andy Rooney

“I’ve learned… that to ignore the facts does not change the facts.”

Andy Rooney

“I’ve learned… that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.”

Andy Rooney

“I’ve learned… that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.”

Andy Rooney

“I’ve learned… that when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.”

Andy Rooney

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“I’ve learned… that when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you.”

Andy Rooney

“I’ve learned… that you should never say no to a gift from a child.”

Andy Rooney

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