Beryl Pfizer Quotes

“A little public scandal is good once in a while. It takes the tension out of the news.”

“Everybody wants sympathy, but nobody wants people feeling sorry for them.”

“I wonder what language truck drivers are using, now that everyone is using theirs.”

“I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on.”

“If I spent as much time doing the things I worry about getting done as I do worrying about doing them, I wouldn't have anything to worry about.”

“It may be true that life begins at forty, but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.”

“No matter what critics say, it’s hard to believe that a television program which keeps four children quiet for an hour can be all bad.”

“People get nostalgic about a lot of things I don’t think they were that crazy about the first time around.”

“You have to be careful about being too careful.”