Bill Watterson Quotes

Who the Hell is Bill Watterson?

William Boyd Watterson II is an American cartoonist and the author of the comic strip Calvin and Hobbes.

Bill Watterson is known for his negative views on licensing and comic syndication.

Born July 05, 1958

Best 24 Quotes by Bill Watterson

“A real job is a job you hate.”

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“Genius is never understood in its own time.”

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“God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.”

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“Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?”

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“I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?”

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“I liked things better when I didn't understand them.”

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“I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.”

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“I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”

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“If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.”

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“If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.”

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“If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.”

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“It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.”

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“It's always better to leave the party early.”

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“It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.”

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“Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.”

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“Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.”

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“Sometimes I think that the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.”

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“Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.”

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“The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.”

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“The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!”

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“There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.”

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“Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.”

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“We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.”

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“Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.”

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