Billy Connolly Quotes
Best Tall Tales and Wee Stories Quotes by Billy Connolly
Tall Tales and Wee Stories Quotes
“Chic Murray once told me, he fell in the street, and a woman said to him, ‘Did you fall?’ He said, ‘No, I’m trying to break a bar of chocolate in my back pocket.”
Tall Tales and Wee Stories
“Even though everybody knows that when you light up a cigarette God takes an hour off your life and gives it to Keith Richards.”
Tall Tales and Wee Stories
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“The border wall obviously is a big issue. Recent polls show that 40% of all Americans are for the border wall and 40% are against. 20% said 'no comprende'.
As an American I don't care how Mexicans feel about a border wall because with enough time, they'll get over it.”
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