Carroll Bryant Quotes

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“A sin is nothing more than regret. Not for doing it once, but doing it again when you know you’re going to regret it.”

“Believe in the wonderment of life, the magic of love, and the reality of death.”

“Cool people are only cool for the first thirty minutes of knowing them. After that, they just become annoying.”

“Don't bite off more than you can chew because nobody looks attractive spitting it back out.”

“Everyone in life has a purpose, even if it's to serve as a bad example.”

“Girls are always complaining that they can never meet a nice guy. Nice guys are everywhere. The problem isn’t that there aren't any nice guys, the problem is that all of the nice guys are ugly.”

“Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.”

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“He who laughs last... just didn't get the joke.”

“Hope is believing in something that eludes you. It's a desperate feeling in a desperate situation.”

“I don't like to give up on people when they need someone not to give up on them”

“I feel like I am either on the cusp of something great, or standing on the edge of my abyss, discovering something brand new, or uncovering somebody else's lost imagination.”

“I never fail. It's just that the people around me succeed more than I.”

“I strive for perfection - I settle for satisfaction.”

“If I had wanted children of my own, I would have gotten married. If I had wanted to get married, I would have fallen in love. If I had wanted to fall in love, I would have met the right girl. If I had wanted to meet the right girl, I would have drank a whole lot less.”

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“If only yesterday could be my tomorrow then today wouldn't even matter.”

“If you could sum up your life in one sentence, then you didn’t live much of a life.”

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“Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself.”

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“If you want to dance the dance then you better learn the steps, the world has enough pretenders. If you want to practice sex then you better find a partner, and to love you must surrender.”

“Intelligence is being intelligent enough to know you're not so intelligent as you intelligently once thought.”

“It's not how many times you fall. And it's not how many times you get back up. It's about how much money you have to pay people to admit that the whole incident didn't even occur to begin with.”

“Know who you are, and be it. Know what you want, and go out and get it!”

“Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.”

“Love should feel like a hand sewn quilt made by grandma, wrapping you up on a cold winter morning.”

“Luck is the b*stard child of Fate and Destiny.”

“Mine, is a wicked world of pure fascination.”

“No matter how many plans you make or how much in control you are, life is always winging it.”

“Nothing is as it seems, but something is everything it is made out to be.”

“Often times, 'shame' is the word that best describes reality.”

“One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up.”

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“Peace loves war.”

“Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.”

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“Stubbornness is the strength of the weak.”

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