Carroll Bryant Quotes

“Believe in the wonderment of life, the magic of love, and the reality of death.”

“Girls are always complaining that they can never meet a nice guy. Nice guys are everywhere. The problem isn’t that there aren't any nice guys, the problem is that all of the nice guys are ugly.”

“Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.”

“Hope is believing in something that eludes you. It's a desperate feeling in a desperate situation.”

“I don't like to give up on people when they need someone not to give up on them”

“I feel like I am either on the cusp of something great, or standing on the edge of my abyss, discovering something brand new, or uncovering somebody else's lost imagination.”

“I never fail. It's just that the people around me succeed more than I.”

“I strive for perfection - I settle for satisfaction.”

“If I had wanted children of my own, I would have gotten married. If I had wanted to get married, I would have fallen in love. If I had wanted to fall in love, I would have met the right girl. If I had wanted to meet the right girl, I would have drank a whole lot less.”

“If only yesterday could be my tomorrow then today wouldn't even matter.”

“If you want to dance the dance then you better learn the steps, the world has enough pretenders. If you want to practice sex then you better find a partner, and to love you must surrender.”

“Intelligence is being intelligent enough to know you're not so intelligent as you intelligently once thought.”

“Love should feel like a hand sewn quilt made by grandma, wrapping you up on a cold winter morning.”

“Mine, is a wicked world of pure fascination.”

“Nothing is as it seems, but something is everything it is made out to be.”

“Often times, 'shame' is the word that best describes reality.”

“Peace loves war.”

“Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection.”

“The last word of love is... goodbye.”

“The problem with a lot people is, they are more concerned about their image than they are about their reputation. It should be the other way around.”

“The shattering of a heart when being broken is the loudest quiet ever.”

“The thing I want to write most is the next thing I write.”

“Today I feel like I did tomorrow.”

“When it comes to being famous, you’re usually the last to know, and the first to deny it. Unless you were already famous in your head. In which case, party on, Wayne! Party on, Garth!”

“You are the only one who can.”

“You can push my buttons all you want. Just don't pull any of my levers.”

“A sin is nothing more than regret. Not for doing it once, but doing it again when you know you’re going to regret it.”

“Cool people are only cool for the first thirty minutes of knowing them. After that, they just become annoying.”

“Don't bite off more than you can chew because nobody looks attractive spitting it back out.”

“Everyone in life has a purpose, even if it's to serve as a bad example.”