Cathy Ladman Quotes

Best 11 Quotes by Cathy Ladman

“All religions are the same: religion is basically guilt, with different holidays.”

“I don't have any kids. Well, at least none I know about.”

“I got a postcard from my gynaecologist. It said, Did you know it's time for your annual check-up? No, but now my mailman does.”

“I think racism is a terrible thing. I think we should all learn to hate each other on a individual basis.”

“I’m not on the pill, but I label my Tic Tacs with the days of the week. Makes me feel like I’m in a relationship.”

“Jews can't serve on juries because they insist they're guilty.”

“Kids are cute, babies are cute, puppies are cute. The little things are cute. See, nature did this on purpose so that we would want to take care of our young. Made them cute. Tricked us. Then gradually they get older and older, until one day your mother sits you down and says, "You know, I think you're ugly enough to get your own apartment.”

“Makeup is such a weird concept. I'll wake up in the morning and look in the mirror. 'Gee, I really don't look so good. Maybe if my eyelids were blue, I'd be more attractive.”

“Marriage is very difficult. Marriage is like a five-thousand-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky.”

“My grandmother’s ninety. She’s dating. He’s ninety-three. They’re very happy; they never argue. They can’t hear each other.”

“My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.”

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