Chris Pratt Quotes
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Best Quotes by Chris Pratt
“Being in good physical shape is the best way to combat depression. You just have endorphins running around your body. It is the best anti-depressive that there is.”
“Girls like that quiet confidence. And not in a way like ‘I’m a dick and I don’t care.’ Just: ‘Hey, I’m comfortable with who I am.'”
“I eat that hamburger and that’s 1,200 calories, and I’m gonna work out tomorrow and burn 800 calories. I may as well eat a salad here, still do that workout, and then I’m actually making progress.”
“I have more energy. I sleep better. My sex drive is up. Blood’s flowing. I’m less susceptible to impulse. I’m in a different mode.”
“I think any man over 250 pounds rollerblading is instant hilarity. There's nothing funnier than a giant, grown man rollerblading.”
“I was at church last night, and the pastor said, ‘You want more friends? Be friendly.'”
“I was doing 500 push-ups a day, working out at the gym, running five miles a day, but with no food, and I tore my body apart. I felt terrible afterwards, had to get shoulder surgery, and I wore myself down doing that because I didn’t have the proper coaching.”
“If you wait for things to be perfect you'll just miss out on life.”
“Just be comfortable with who you are.”
“Kids love superheroes but kids love dinosaurs as well, science and imagination merge. We feature these creatures that truly at one point walked the earth, which is mind-boggling... Kids love dinosaurs and so does the kid inside the adult.”
“Of course I want people to like me, but more importantly, I don’t want people to dislike me.”
“Perfect sandwich? Two slices of white bread, mustard, mayo and a platinum American Express card.”
“The only way physical comedy works is if you don’t see it coming. And the harder the fall, the funnier it is.”
“Three or four hours a day of just consistent, ass-kicking hard work.”
“What you want is instant results when you’re out of shape.”
“When you get in shape, the world around you becomes things you want to jump on and climb on.”
“You can pour melted ice cream on regular ice cream. It's like a sauce!”