Chris Pratt Quotes

Who the Hell is Chris Pratt?

Christopher Michael Pratt is an American actor and comedian. Pratt is known for his roles in the sitcom Parks and Recreation and the movies Zero Dark Thirty, Moneyball, Jurassic World. For his part in Guardians of the Galaxy he transformed his chubby body into a chiseled super hero.

Born June 21, 1979

Best 17 Quotes by Chris Pratt

“Girls like that quiet confidence. And not in a way like ‘I’m a dick and I don’t care.’ Just: ‘Hey, I’m comfortable with who I am.'”

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“I think any man over 250 pounds rollerblading is instant hilarity. There's nothing funnier than a giant, grown man rollerblading.”

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“I was at church last night, and the pastor said, ‘You want more friends? Be friendly.'”

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“If you wait for things to be perfect you'll just miss out on life.”

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“Just be comfortable with who you are.”

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“Kids love superheroes but kids love dinosaurs as well, science and imagination merge. We feature these creatures that truly at one point walked the earth, which is mind-boggling... Kids love dinosaurs and so does the kid inside the adult.”

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“Of course I want people to like me, but more importantly, I don’t want people to dislike me.”

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“Perfect sandwich? Two slices of white bread, mustard, mayo and a platinum American Express card.”

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“The only way physical comedy works is if you don’t see it coming. And the harder the fall, the funnier it is.”

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“You can pour melted ice cream on regular ice cream. It's like a sauce!”

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"On his body transformation" Quotes

“Being in good physical shape is the best way to combat depression. You just have endorphins running around your body. It is the best anti-depressive that there is.”

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On his body transformation

“I eat that hamburger and that’s 1,200 calories, and I’m gonna work out tomorrow and burn 800 calories. I may as well eat a salad here, still do that workout, and then I’m actually making progress.”

Chris Pratt
On his body transformation

“I have more energy. I sleep better. My sex drive is up. Blood’s flowing. I’m less susceptible to impulse. I’m in a different mode.”

Chris Pratt
On his body transformation

“I was doing 500 push-ups a day, working out at the gym, running five miles a day, but with no food, and I tore my body apart. I felt terrible afterwards, had to get shoulder surgery, and I wore myself down doing that because I didn’t have the proper coaching.”

Chris Pratt
On his body transformation

“Three or four hours a day of just consistent, ass-kicking hard work.”

Chris Pratt
On his body transformation

“What you want is instant results when you’re out of shape.”

Chris Pratt
On his body transformation

“When you get in shape, the world around you becomes things you want to jump on and climb on.”

Chris Pratt
On his body transformation