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“Snapchat is for kids and girls who want their life to be a reality show.”

“Something out of the ordinary is that I got bit by an alligator at one of my parties.”

“Sometimes I feel like a 16-year-old who's got a blank check.”

“Spent time this week in the mountains. It’s good to disconnect, all things important in the city are irrelevant here.”

“That's probably why I've become popular, because everyone's view of me is extremely polarized.”

“That's the beauty of being above board – you can brag about your winnings.”

“The reason why drugs are such a problem is because they’re illegal, and so you’ve got people killing each other. How many legal businesses going on do you have people mowing each other down in the street, and chopping off heads and shit? If you made it legal you can regulate it, you can tax it; you’re not throwing everybody in jail.”

“They asked me what I wanted on my campaign flyer, I said I don't care as long as I'm ridin' a tortoise with a machinegun.”

“This girl said: You're lame for not partying on a Saturday.

Bitch everyday of my life is Saturday, you think I give a f*ck that you have a job?”

“When you are single and have no dependents, you should be able to do whatever you want as long as it doesn't adversely effect other people.”

“When you're broke, you think a little bit differently.”

“Women have this arsenal of stuff where if they have a pimple or they have something, you guys can cover that up. Guys don't really have that – and it's also a little bit taboo.”

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