Daniel Larson Quotes

Who is Daniel Larson?

Daniel Larson is an American internet phenomenon from Denver, Colorado. Apart from being a social media influencer he is also a singer-songwriter. Larson considers Bob Proctor to be his mentor.

Born November 15, 1997

Best 13 Quotes by Daniel Larson

“Did you know that salt water taste like sushi?”

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“Everyone, please do not get the visor vaccine.”

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“Happy 69th birthday to Ted Bundy, you are a great person.”

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“I love pigeons that poop out butterflies.”

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“I would do very well in a Captain Crunch commercial.”

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“I. Love. Monkeys.”

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“I’m about to take down my disability care service and rise to the top.”

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“It should be a crime to abandon the US constitution and not use it.”

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“Just wait a couple of years, everyone is gonna be named Corona.”

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“Living the flippin' dream.”

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“So I just roke up this morning.”

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“This is a message to my care provider: You better speak Italian because the mafia is coming for you.”

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“We need a better President. I think Joe Biden is about to fail. This is not good.”

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