David Letterman Quotes

Who is David Letterman?

David Michael Letterman is an American talk show host.

Born April 12, 1947

Best 6 Quotes by David Letterman

“America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.”

David Letterman

“Enjoy every sandwich.”

David Letterman

“I have found that the only thing that does bring you happiness is doing something good for somebody who is incapable of doing it for themselves.”

David Letterman

“If what you've done is stupid, but it works... then it really isn't all that stupid.”

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“Just make sure if you fail, you did what you wanted to do.”

David Letterman

“There is no off position on the genius switch.”

David Letterman

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