David Letterman Quotes

Who is David Letterman?

David Michael Letterman is an American talk show host.

Born April 12, 1947
Age 75 years old

Best 6 Quotes by David Letterman

“America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.”

“Enjoy every sandwich.”

“I have found that the only thing that does bring you happiness is doing something good for somebody who is incapable of doing it for themselves.”

“If what you've done is stupid, but it works... then it really isn't all that stupid.”

“Just make sure if you fail, you did what you wanted to do.”

“There is no off position on the genius switch.”

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“I found out I had a real love for comedy and comedy writing. The logic was, there weren't too many female comedians, so I thought I might as well try a field that had fewer competitors than the field I was in, which was acting, singing and dancing.”

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