Don Herold Quotes

“A lot of men think that if they smile for a second, somebody will take advantage of them, and they are right.”

“Babies are such a nice way to start people.”

“Be kind to dumb people.”

“Conversation: The slowest form of human communication.”

“Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.”

“Interruptions are the spice of life.”

“It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.”

“Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people.”

“Some people have nothing but experience.”

“The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.”

“There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.”

“This is the greatest paradox: the emotions cannot be trusted; yet it is the emotions that tell us the greatest truths.”

“Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.”

“Why resist temptation? There will always be more.”

“Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we should never need solace.”