E. L. James Quotes

“Don't get your panties in such a twist... and give me back mine.”

“Firstly, I don’t make love. I f*ck… hard.”

“I am going to have coffee with Christian Grey... and I hate coffee.”

“I want you sore, baby, he murmurs, and he continues his sweet, leisurely torment, backward, forward.

Every time you move tomorrow, I want you to be reminded that I’ve been here. Only me. You are mine.”

“I've kissed a prince, Mom. I hope it doesn't turn into a frog.”

“Men aren't really complicated, Ana, honey. They are very simple, literal creatures. They usually mean what they say.

And we spend hours trying to analyze what they've said – when really it's obvious. If I were you, I'd take him literally. That might help.”

“Never trust a man who can dance.”

“Oh, f*ck the paperwork”

“Sometimes I wonder if there's something wrong with me. Perhaps I've spent too long in the company of my literary romantic heroes, and consequently my ideals and expectations are far too high.”

“You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince.”