Fred Allen Quotes

Best Quotes by Fred Allen

“I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.”

“Jumping at several small opportunities may get us there more quickly than waiting for one big one to come along.”

“Television is a new medium. It's called a medium because nothing is well-done.”

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