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“What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.”

Henny Youngman

“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.”

Henny Youngman

“While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.”

Henny Youngman

“Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.”

Henny Youngman

“You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.”

Henny Youngman

“You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.”

Henny Youngman

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