Henny Youngman Quotes Page 2
Best 36 Quotes by Henny Youngman – Page 2 of 2
“What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.”
“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.”
“While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.”
“Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.”
“You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.”
“You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.”
