Who the hell is Jack Nicholson?

Famous American sunglasses wearing actor known for his convincing roles in The Shining, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest and Chinatown.

Books by Jack Nicholson

Quotes by Jack Nicholson

“Acting is everybody’s favorite second job.”

Jack Nicholson

“I hate advice unless I’m giving it. I hate giving advice, because people won’t take it.”

Jack Nicholson

“I only take Viagra when I’m with more than one woman.”

Jack Nicholson

“I’m content with the fact that I made a decent effort. That’s what I’ve always worried about: that I wouldn’t try hard enough.”

Jack Nicholson

“If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG.”

Jack Nicholson

“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.”

Jack Nicholson

“People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.”

Jack Nicholson

“The minute that you’re not learning I believe you’re dead.”

Jack Nicholson

“When you look at life retrospectively you rarely regret anything that you did, but you might regret things that you didn’t do.”

Jack Nicholson

“With my sunglasses on, I’m – Jack Nicholson. Without them, I’m fat and 60.”

Jack Nicholson