Jack Nicholson Quotes

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Best 10 Quotes by Jack Nicholson

“Acting is everybody’s favorite second job.”

“I hate advice unless I’m giving it. I hate giving advice, because people won’t take it.”

“I only take Viagra when I’m with more than one woman.”

“I’m content with the fact that I made a decent effort. That’s what I’ve always worried about: that I wouldn’t try hard enough.”

“If you suck on a t*t the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the t*t off with an axe it will be PG.”

“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-b*tch.”

“People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.”

“The minute that you’re not learning I believe you’re dead.”

“When you look at life retrospectively you rarely regret anything that you did, but you might regret things that you didn’t do.”

“With my sunglasses on, I’m – Jack Nicholson. Without them, I’m fat and 60.”

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