Jack Nicholson Quotes
Best 10 Quotes by Jack Nicholson
“Acting is everybody’s favorite second job.”
“I hate advice unless I’m giving it. I hate giving advice, because people won’t take it.”
“I only take Viagra when I’m with more than one woman.”
“I’m content with the fact that I made a decent effort. That’s what I’ve always worried about: that I wouldn’t try hard enough.”
“If you suck on a t*t the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the t*t off with an axe it will be PG.”
“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-b*tch.”
“People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.”
“The minute that you’re not learning I believe you’re dead.”
“When you look at life retrospectively you rarely regret anything that you did, but you might regret things that you didn’t do.”
“With my sunglasses on, I’m – Jack Nicholson. Without them, I’m fat and 60.”
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“Someday. That’s a dangerous word. It’s really a code for ‘never’.”