Jarod Kintz Quotes

“I cut an inch off of every straw I see, just to make the world suck a little less.”

Jarod Kintz

“I don't understand people who say they need more "Me Time." What other time is there? Do these people spend part of their day in someone else's body?”

Jarod Kintz

“I’m not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, I’m dyeing my hair tonight.”

Jarod Kintz

“One of my main regrets in life is giving considerable thought to inconsiderate people.”

Jarod Kintz

“The most deadly combination known to man is low IQ and high testosterone.”

Jarod Kintz

“There’s no reason to not be humble, because as great as you may be, you can always be greater.”

Jarod Kintz

“Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world.”

Jarod Kintz

“You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.”

Jarod Kintz