Jay Leno Quotes

Who is Jay Leno?

Comedian known for hosting The Tonight Show.

Born April 28, 1950

Best Quotes by Jay Leno

“Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?”

“You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.”

“You know who must be very secure in their masculinity?
Male ladybugs.”

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