Jean-Claude Van Damme Quotes

“A cookie has no soul, it's just a cookie. But before it was milk and eggs. And in eggs there's the potential for life.”

“According to statistics, one person out of five is disturbed. If there are four people around you who seem normal, that's not good.”

“Air is beautiful, yet you cannot see it. It's soft, yet you cannot touch it. Air is a little like my brain.”

“All I wanted to do was to become famous, but then I found out that it was nothing special.”

“•If you work with a jackhammer during an earthquake, stop, otherwise you are working for nothing.”

“I am fascinated by air. If you remove the air from the sky, all the birds would fall to the ground. And all the planes, too.”

“I am the Fred Astaire of karate.”

“I came to America with a dream and I made it. The dream became reality. America is built for success.”

“I don't want to be buried in the ground, rotting, with all those worms. What I would love is to have my body dropped where you have those big icebergs and the water is so cold and pure, to be eaten by a polar bear or a seal or an otter.”

“I love challenges. If you don't have any and can do whatever you want. Then it's probably time to die.”

“I'm fast, why? Because I eat vegetables.”

“I'm not a movie star. I'm a brand name. Van Damme is like Levi's. I go on vacation, and everywhere I go, people love me for my name, not for my movies.”

“If a product is more expensive than another one and more sustainable in ecology, consumers will not buy it. We're in a very sharp competitive market.”

“If you phone a psychic and she doesn't answer the phone before it rings, hang up.”

“In an action film you act in the action. If it's a dramatic film you act in the drama.”

“My wife is not my best sexual partner, but she's good with the housework.”

“Showing myself nude from behind doesn't pose any problems, but from the front that's another story. I don't want to lose all my fans!”

“There are some movie stars in Hollywood that are so scared, they also tell the reporter that they are recording them, in case there is something wrong with what they wrote about them in the papers.”

“You can create the perfect triceps by just pushing yourself off your wall.”

“You have to believe what you say, and if you believe what you are saying, then acting is easy.”

“Your body has enough weight for you to be in perfect condition just working against yourself.”