Jean-Pierre Van Rossem quotes

“1. The stocks you just bought will go down.
2. The stocks you just sold will start rising the day after you sold them.
3. If you buy them back they will go down again.
4. If you're in urgent need of money, the stock market is always at its lowest.”

“There is only one kind of legal slavery left and that's to be found in soccer.”

“Writing is an exalted form of lying which is exalted as art.”