Jenny Bicks Quotes

“Comfort: The enemy of progress.”

“Everyone’s got an act.”

“The fact is, sometimes it's hard to walk in a single woman's shoes. That's why we need really special ones now and then to make the walk a little more fun.”

“24 years ago I wrote an episode of SATC where Miranda is shamed for buying an apartment as a single woman. Now single women outnumber single men in being homeowners. This is thrilling.”

“After looking at my X-ray, the ortho proclaimed I have perfect shoulders. I hate my upper arms so I guess it really is what’s on the inside that counts.”

“Aging is when you stop thinking your friends might secretly be sex workers and become convinced that they're all CIA.”

“Give me your middle name and your favorite herb and I’ll give you the name of your overpriced home style brand.”

“If you name your child after a city or a borough, I for sure am going to think about you having sex and conceiving our child there and that is something my brain does not need.”

“If you’re not using your insomnia to compose angry emails in your head that you’ll never send you’re doing it wrong.”

“The one benefit of a mask is that random men no longer tell me to smile.”