Jeremy Allen White Quotes

“All teenagers are sex addicts.”

“Every Libertarian was born on third base and thinks he hit a triple.”

“Great things don’t happen in tiny little increments. You know, they happen when someone thinks completely differently.”

“I believe the answer to that question, like the answer to most questions, is f*ck you!”

“I just thought sq*irting was a myth, like unicorns or moderate Republicans.”

“So you're saying you f*cked up beyond the capacity of the modern human mind to process?”

“Stuff just happens sometimes.”

“When you're poor, the only way to make money is to steal it or scam it.”

“You did okay, Mickey. You know, you tried. That’s a lot more than most people would do.”