Jimmy Carr Quotes
Best Quotes by Jimmy Carr
“Islamic fundamentalist sex dolls. Do they blow themselves up?”
“Jokes are strange things. If you sing a song and nobody likes it then it’s still a song. If you put on a play and everyone walks out in disgust then it’s still a play. But if you tell a joke and nobody laughs then it’s just a sentence.”
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“You have no idea how long a year is until you're stone sober.”
