Jimmy Carr Quotes

Best Quotes by Jimmy Carr

“Islamic fundamentalist sex dolls. Do they blow themselves up?”

“Jokes are strange things. If you sing a song and nobody likes it then it’s still a song. If you put on a play and everyone walks out in disgust then it’s still a play. But if you tell a joke and nobody laughs then it’s just a sentence.”

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