Jimmy Carr Quotes

Who is Jimmy Carr?

James Anthony Patrick Carr is a British-Irish comedian and tv presenter.

Born September 15, 1972

Best Quotes by Jimmy Carr

“Islamic fundamentalist sex dolls. Do they blow themselves up?”

Jimmy Carr

“Jokes are strange things. If you sing a song and nobody likes it then it’s still a song. If you put on a play and everyone walks out in disgust then it’s still a play. But if you tell a joke and nobody laughs then it’s just a sentence.”

Jimmy Carr

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“You know the stripper myth? There's a stripper myth, that's being perpetuated throughout society. The myth is, I'm strippin' to pay my tuition. No you're not! There's no strippers in college! There's no clear heels in biology! Shit, man. I didn't know they had a college that only took one-dollar bills. And if they got so many strippers at college, how come I never got a smart lap dance? I never got a girl that sat on my lap and said, If I was you, I would diversify my portfolio. You know, ever since the end of the Cold War, I find NATO obsolete!”


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