Joe Rogan Quotes


Best 154 Quotes by Joe Rogan – Page 1 of 6

“100% of all haters in the world are unrealised potential.”

“90% of success is just showing up. Get there and start working. You’re not going to feel perfect every day. There’s gotta be those days you push through.”

“A lot of times, you beat a person who beat a person who can beat you. I mean, it doesn't make any sense.”

“All the time that you spend complaining, you could instead be hustling. You could be chasing your dream. You could be figuring out what you’re doing wrong and improving your life.”

“Although not considered a martial art, boxing is really a martial art. It’s a very limited martial art as long as you agree to just box… but in an actual physical fight against someone who’s just a wrestler, you’re going to get killed.”

“Are you just paying the bills?”

“Aspire to be the man you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid.”

“Bad breaks are an opportunity for you to reboot, to reassess, get better, figure out another way through your challenges. The people that look at those challenges and say ‘Well why do I have those challenges?’ – They’re cancer. They are dangerous people to be around. They will rob you of your enthusiasm and won’t give you any fuel.”

“Be cool to people. Be nice to as many people as you can. Smile to as many people as you can, and have them smile back at you.”

“Be the guy you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid.”

“Be the hero of your own story.”

“Being a celebrity or anything else where you’re really ambitious, it’s really a game to see how successful you can get.”

“Booty is so strong that there are dudes willing to blow themselves up for the highly unlikely possibility of booty in an other dimension. There are no chicks willing to blow themselves up for a pen*s.”

“Build confidence and momentum with each food decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired.”

“By putting yourself in that intense form of stress, it makes regular life more peaceful.”

“Choose to be inspired.”

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“I got the fingers of a pianist or somebody looking for something real small in a basket.”

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“Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title.”

“Discomfort is your friend. It doesn’t matter if you’re sick, if you have kids… if you’re a pro, you go to work.”

“Do things that are difficult. It’s very important to struggle. You don’t get to know yourself without struggle. You don’t know who you are until you get tested.”

“Don’t waste your time.”

“Dudes who buy white underwear… Stop it!”

“Elevate each other and grow stronger.”

“Every single religion that has ever been on the face of the Earth, ever, is a cult. That’s all they are.”

“Everybody has bad breaks. I had a ton of bad breaks. But you know what I did? I stayed up. I fought through it. I figured out what I did wrong and I moved forward.”

“Excellence in anything increases your potential in everything.”

“Faith itself is a horrible mechanism that stunts the growth of ideas. It also stunts the act of questioning, and it does this by pushing the idea that you have to have faith – and that nothing has to be proven.”

“For many people the reason why they're idiots is not necessarily that their brain doesn't work well, it's that they got in a terrible pattern.”

“Fuel people are the ones out there hustling and always getting things done. My friend Jocko works out at 4:30 in the morning every day. Why? Because he doesn’t want to. That’s how you do it. You go and get after it and don’t make any excuses.”

“Fuel yourself with the screw ups.”

“Get better at whatever you’re doing. So what if you suck at it now? Everybody sucks at everything when they start. But if you love it, and don’t lie to yourself, then get better at it.”

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“The biggest complaint that I’ve gotten about virgin women on the market today is that they are not submissive and have no wife skills.

They think they can offer virginity and nothing else.

Men still want virgins – there’s just a lower quality of women than ever before. Don’t shoot the messenger.”

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