John Candy Quotes

Who is John Candy?

John Franklin Candy was a Canadian actor and comedian known mainly for his work in Hollywood films like Cool Runnings, Stripes, Spaceballs, Splash and Oliver Stone's JFK.

Born October 31, 1950
Died March 04, 1994

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Best 12 Quotes by John Candy

“As long as you can savor the humorous aspect of misery and misfortune, you can overcome anything.”

John Candy

“Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobacco, then I'm on to that nicotine gum.”

John Candy

“I did the Tonight Show once, and I choked up. I get intimidated.”

John Candy

“I don't watch my movies. I just get too critical of myself.”

John Candy

“I know what I have to do if I want to lose weight and stay healthy: eat a proper diet and exercise. All I've got to do is apply it.”

John Candy

“I think I may have become an actor to hide from myself. You can escape into a character.”

John Candy

“I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!”

John Candy

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“I'm the one who has to look in the mirror, and after a while it begins to eat at you.”

John Candy

“If you're not happy without it, you'll never be happy with it.”

John Candy

“Like your job. Love your wife.”

John Candy

“Wherever you go in the world, you just have to say you're Canadian and people laugh.”

John Candy

“You know, the finest line a man will walk is between success at work and success at home.”

John Candy

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