John Waters Quotes

“I'm perpetual tourist, and that's the best way to travel. Nobody gets used to you, you make new friends without having to hear anyone's everyday problems, and you jet back still feeling like a know-it-all.”

“I've had it with being nice, understanding, fair and hopeful. I feel like being negative all day.

The chip on my shoulder could sink the QE2. I've got an attitude problem and nobody better get in my way... I'm in a bad mood and the whole stupid little world is gonna pay!”

“I’m so lucky to be having a happy childhood as an adult.”

“Not wanting anyone to pop my bubble by speaking to me, I immediately began reading 'Lesbian Nuns', and that did the trick. No one attempted small talk.”