H. Pearl Davis Quotes

“A year and a half ago my teammate was making fun of me for doing YouTube – saying my views were low.

I kept thinking the audacity of this girl – she was an overweight personal trainer and I never said a word!”

“But who decided what is a living wage?”

“Conservatives in general are not entertaining.”

“Female athletes have no barriers to getting equal pay – except biology. It’s not the mens fault we aren’t as entertaining.”

“Health Twitter has made me realize that I should be walking outside barefoot, sleeping on the ground, eliminate seed oils, mouth tape, and the vaccine will make me drop dead.

Did I miss anything?”

“Honestly, most girls want guys taller than them – even super tall girls. My 6’5 friend married a 6’10 guy.

For whatever reason though, muscles seems to be the cheat code. My friends who do date shorter guys they’re always jacked.”

“How does a woman get 4 different baby daddies? I really don’t understand.

I’d like to make it clear I don’t think having 6 baby mothers is a good idea.”

“I absolutely love being an athlete. The first 22 years of life I didn’t care about anything else. But look, even I don’t watch women’s sports. I wish we were more entertaining but we just aren’t.”

“I don’t feel bad for you if you’re complaining about 'not meeting the beauty standards' and you’re obese.”

“I have been saying for years Sex Ed is a weird concept. I went to a catholic school and had no Sex Ed – I promise we were fine.”

“I never ordered my 100k or my million subscribers plaque from YouTube. I just didn’t see the point when I can see it on my page. What am I going to do with a plaque? It just sits there.

Am I weird? My producer says I should order it.”

“I think therapists have replaced getting advice from family.”

“I used to make fun of my mom for hating tattoos so much and being so an*l about me not getting any but now I’m just grateful.”

“If I could interview one person it would be Thomas Sowell. I read a couple of his books in college and it honestly changed the way I viewed the world!”

“If women cared about beauty standards they wouldn’t be fat.”

“If you haven’t slept with your husband in 3 years and he cheats am I supposed to feel bad for you? This shouldn’t be controversial... What did you think was going to happen ma’am?”

“Is it more common for women to get fat after marriage or for men to stop working after marriage?”

“It shouldn’t be controversial that I don’t want to play sports against dudes.”

“My grandma is 80 and probably isn’t going to make it much more than 6 months as she’s very sick. I asked her if she had any regrets in life. She said 'I wish I had more kids'. She had 9 kids and wishes she had 12!”

“My grandma said you have to learn to get along with stupid people because even if you’re of average intelligence half the population is still dumber than you”

“Posting your *ss on Instagram is trashy. Why would a guy take you seriously if you're posting your body for everyone to see?

If he’s looking for a wife why would he pick someone to be a mother that moves like that?”

“Saying strippers and OnlyFans models are wh*res is like saying the sky is blue. It really shouldn’t be sensational.”

“Single people shouldn’t adopt. IVF as a single person is selfish too - y’all choosing to be single mothers.”

“Smart people can explain their points so well that dumb people can understand them.”

“Stop asking men to communicate like women do.”

“Tattoos are trashy.
Fake eye lashes are trashy.
Heavy makeup is trashy.
Giant hoop earrings are trashy.
Getting fat is trashy.”

“The sad thing about volleyball and women’s sports in general is so many of us have such a passion for it that I see a lot of girls end up single and childless and volleyball becomes their family. I love playing and the community but I can’t deny it’s an issue.”

“The way I think is in systems. Get the most talented people together and build a system. Focus on the system first and the money will come.”

“Trauma is meant for men that made it out of war, not because your ex-boyfriend cheated on you 5 times, Diane.”

“Virginity doesn’t matter… to women. It matters to men.”