Karl Pilkington Quotes

Who is Karl Pilkington?

Karl Pilkington is an English comedian, actor and television presenter known for his collaborations with Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant on 'An Idiot Abroad' in which he experiences a cultural shock per episode.

Born September 23, 1972

Best 13 Quotes by Karl Pilkington

“A dog has got human eyes.”

Karl Pilkington

“Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain?”

Karl Pilkington

“Happiness is like a cake. Have too much and you'll get sick of it.”

Karl Pilkington

“I look at life like a big book and sometimes you get half way through it and go "Even though I've been enjoying it, I've had enough. Give us another book.”

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“I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.”

Karl Pilkington

“Jellyfish are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.”

Karl Pilkington

"An Idiot Abroad" Quotes

“I always have a problem liking things that I'm told I should like. This has been the problem with most of the Wonders I have seen so far. The fact that this one is called the 'Great' Wall of China annoys me. I'll decide if it's great or not. It might end up being the 'All Right Wall of China' to me.”

Karl Pilkington
An Idiot Abroad

“The problem I have with all this religion stuff is that I can't relate to it. I think most people got into 'cos it gave them something to do on a Sunday, but since all the shops are now open it isn't required as much.”

Karl Pilkington
An Idiot Abroad

"The Moaning of Life" Quotes

“A life without death would be like a day without sleep.”

Karl Pilkington
The Moaning of Life

“Honestly, all the trouble Noah went to saving the animals two by two and now we’re making handbags out of them.”

Karl Pilkington
The Moaning of Life

“I sometimes wear headphones even though I’m not listening to anything just so I’m left alone. It’s the next best thing to wearing a ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign.”

Karl Pilkington
The Moaning of Life

“Kids are like farts in that way. They never seem to bother the owner as much as they bother everyone else.”

Karl Pilkington
The Moaning of Life

"The Ricky Gervais Show" Quotes

“They keep saying that sea levels are rising an' all this. It's not to do with the icebergs melting, it's because there's too many fish in it. Get rid of some of the fish and the water will drop. Simple. Basic science.”

Karl Pilkington
The Ricky Gervais Show