Karl Pilkington Quotes

“A life without death would be like a day without sleep.”

“Honestly, all the trouble Noah went to saving the animals two by two and now we’re making handbags out of them.”

“I sometimes wear headphones even though I’m not listening to anything just so I’m left alone. It’s the next best thing to wearing a ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign.”

“Kids are like farts in that way. They never seem to bother the owner as much as they bother everyone else.”