Katharine Whitehorn Quotes

Who on Earth is Katharine Whitehorn?

Katharine Elizabeth Whitehorn was a British journalist, columnist, author and radio presenter.

Born March 02, 1928
Died January 08, 2021

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Best 32 Quotes by Katharine Whitehorn

“A food is not necessarily essential just because your child hates it.”

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“American patriotism is generally something that amuses Europeans, I suppose because children look idiotic saluting the flag and because the constitution contains so many cracks through which the lawyers may creep.”

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“Americans, indeed, often seem to be so overwhelmed by their children that they'll do anything for them except stay married to the co-producer.”

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“Any committee that is the slightest use is composed of people who are too busy to want to sit on it for a second longer than they have to.”

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“As ridiculous to approve of property and let a few men have a grossly unfair share of it, as say you are all for marriage, and then let one man have all the wives.”

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“Being young is not having any money; being young is not minding not having any money.”

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“Children and zip fasteners do not respond to force... except occasionally.”

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“Does anybody who gave up smoking to save a pound a week have a pound at the end of the week? Not on your life.”

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“Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for it.”

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“From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.”

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“Have you ever taken something out of the clothes hamper because it had become, relatively, the cleanest thing?”

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“I am all for people having their heart in the right place; but the right place for a heart is not inside the head.”

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“I blame Rousseau. "Man is born free", indeed. Man is not born free, he is born attached to his mother by a cord and is not capable of looking after himself for at least seven years (seventy in some cases).”

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“I used to think the only use for sport was to give small boys something else to kick besides me.”

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“I wouldn't say when you've seen one Western you've seen the lot; but when you've seen the lot you get the feeling you've seen one.”

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“In hell they will bore you, in heaven you will bore them.”

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“In my next life I want to be a pessimist. Then other people could spend all their time cheering me up.”

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“It is a pity that so often the only way to treat girls like people seems to be to treat them like boys.”

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“It might be marvelous to be a man - then I could stop worrying about what's fair to women and just cheerfully assume I was superior, and that they had all been born to iron my shirts. Better still, I could be an Irish man - then I would have all the privileges of being male without giving up the right to be wayward, temperamental and an appealing minority.”

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“It's a pity more men are not bastards by birth instead of vocation.”

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“One reason you are stricken when your parents die is that the audience you've been aiming at all your life - shocking it, pleasing it - has suddenly left the theater.”

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“Outside every thin woman is a fat man trying to get in.”

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“The disease is painless; it's the cure that hurts.”

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“The main purpose of children's parties is to remind you that there are children more awful than your own.”

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“The rule is not to talk about money with people who have much more or much less than you.”

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“The wind of change, whatever it is, blows most freely through an open mind.”

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“There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.”

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“Whereas a lot of men used to ask for conversation when they really wanted sex, nowadays they often feel obliged to ask for sex even when they really want conversation.”

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“Why do born-again people so often make you wish they'd never been born the first time?”

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“A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.”

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“No nice men are good at getting taxis.”

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“The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.”

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