Kent Hovind Quotes

“As for the flood carving Grand Canyon, why don't they explain to us why the top of the Canyon is 4,000ft higher than where the Colorado River enters the canyon?

Why don't they explain to us how rivers miraculously flowed uphill for millions of years to finally cut the groove deep enough so they could flow downhill?”

“Eat the meat, and spit out the bones.”

“Evolution was Vladimir Ilich Lenin's problem. Lenin lead the Bolshevik Revolution in 1917 and took over Russia. He killed the Tsar and his family in cold blood. There would not be communism in Russia today if had not been for Charles Darwin's book on evolution.”

“Evolutionism is a religious world view that is not supported by science, Scripture, popular opinion, or common sense. The exclusive teaching of this dangerous, mind-altering philosophy in tax supported schools, parks, museums, etc. is a clear violation of the First Amendment.”

“Here are the folks that are involved in this New World Order: The United Nations, the World Council of Churches, the Council of Foreign Relations, the Trilateral Commission, the Bilderbergers, the International Monetary Fund, the Club of Rome, the communists, the socialists, the National Education Association, the NOW organisation, the ACLU, the Masonic Lodge.”

“I have a standing offer of $250,000 to anyone who can give any empirical evidence for evolution. My $250,000 offer demonstrates that the hypothesis of evolution is nothing more than a religious belief.”

“I have an IQ of about 160, I taught science for about fifteen years.”

“If evolution is true, you could not know that it’s true because your brain is nothing but chemicals. Think about that.”

“Is the NAFTA a stepping stone toward the New World Order? Absolutely!”

“Maybe the purpose of NASA's space program is to prepare the world for Big Brother – the New World Order.”

“Most of the environmental hype regarding global warming is really to help bring about Karl Marx's dream (or nightmare) of a Communist world. By reduction, and ultimately elimination of private property rights.”

“No, monkeys are still having babies, why don't they have another human today?”

“Of course the Devil is laughing at folks for believing the Big Bang, etc... But hey, it works, it sends 'em to Hell, so he'll use it.”

“Since all taxpayers are being forced to fund the religion of evolution in schools and it is evolution that must be proven to be the only way our universe came into being like the textbooks say, what happens if one jury member will not vote with the rest?”

“Teaching the pagan religion of evolutionism is a waste of valuable class time and textbook space. It is also one of the reasons American kids don't test as well in science as kids in other parts of the world.”

“The Colorado River did not form the Grand Canyon. The Grand Canyon was formed as the flood went down.”

“The New World Order wants to reduce the population to 500 million and their target date is May 5th of 2000. The demons who call themselves spirit guides have told them: You know, you have to reduce the population by May 5th.

Because May 5th is Karl Marx's birthday, you know, entering the Age of Aquarius. I suspect they may use Y2K as an excuse to create some little problems here, we shall have to wait and see.”

“The purpose of the environmental movement is to establish control over the people.”

“The whiter the bread, the quicker you're dead because white bread lacks vitamin E and lecithin.”

“They banned DDT, not because it was necessarily bad, but because it was a great way to help the population control.”

“What on Earth are you doing for heaven's sake?”