Larry David Quotes

Who is Larry David?

Larry David is an American comedian, writer and actor known for Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm. He is a proud jew.

Born July 02, 1947

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Best Quotes by Larry David

“A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone.”

“A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied.”

“I'm trying to elevate small talk to medium talk.”

“You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.”

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“Me? Not like the Germans? Why should I not like Germans? Just because they’re arrogant and have fat necks and do anything they’re told so long as it’s cruel, and killed millions of Jews in concentration camps and made soap out of their bodies and lamp shades out of their skins? Is that any reason to hate their f*cking guts?”


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