Larry David Quotes
Best Quotes by Larry David
“A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone.”
“A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied.”
“I'm trying to elevate small talk to medium talk.”
“You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and *ssholes.”
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“I never knew you were supposed to push off of your feet when you walked. And I tried it, and I walked much faster.”
