Larry David Quotes



Best Quotes by Larry David

“A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone.”

“A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied.”

“I'm trying to elevate small talk to medium talk.”

“You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and *ssholes.”

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