Laura Moriarty Quotes

Best Quotes by Laura Moriarty

The Center of Everything Quotes

“Someone needs to give the Pope thirteen babies. Just for a week or so. See how he likes no birth control then.”

The Center of Everything

The Chaperone Quotes

“Men don’t want candy that’s been unwrapped. Maybe for a lark, but not when it comes to marriage. It may still be perfectly clean, but if it’s unwrapped, they don’t know where it’s been.”

The Chaperone

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