Lenny Bruce quotes

Who the hell is Lenny Bruce?

Lenny Bruce is the stage name of American stand up comedian Leonard Alfred Schneider.

Lenny Bruce quotes

“Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.”

Lenny Bruce

“I am influenced by every second of my waking hour.”

Lenny Bruce

“If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.”

Lenny Bruce

“Liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.”

Lenny Bruce

“Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it.”

Lenny Bruce

“The 'what should be' never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no 'what should be,' there is only what is.”

Lenny Bruce

“There is only what is and that's it. What should be is a dirty lie.”

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