Leslie Nielsen Quotes

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Best 8 Quotes by Leslie Nielsen

“Do your part to silence gossip – don't repeat it.”

“Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished.”

“It doesn't really matter where I go – Heaven or Hell – I'll have plenty of friends in both places.”

“Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.”

“One thing a person won't do when he's laughing is try to beat you up.”

“The reason they call if 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.”

“There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking.”

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“Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts.”

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“Quit now, you'll never make it. If you disregard this advice, you'll be halfway there.”

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