Lewis Carroll Quotes

“Alice: Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?
The Cheshire Cat: That depends a good deal on where you want to get to.
Alice: I don't much care where.
The Cheshire Cat: Then it doesn't much matter which way you go.
Alice: So long as I get somewhere.
The Cheshire Cat: Oh, you're sure to do that, if only you walk long enough.”

“Cat: Where are you going?
Alice: Which way should I go?
Cat: That depends on where you are going.
Alice: I don’t know.
Cat: Then it doesn’t matter which way you go.”

“Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.”

“How puzzling all these changes are! I'm never sure what I'm going to be, from one minute to another.”

“I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, sir. Because I'm not myself you see.”

“I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.”

“I knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then.”

“If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a great deal faster than it does.”

“If you don't know where you are going any road can take you there.”

“If you drink much from a bottle marked 'poison' it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later.”

“It is better to be feared than loved.”

“It's always tea time.”

“No, no! The adventures first, explanations take such a dreadful time.”

“Off with their heads!”

“She generally gave herself very good advice, (though she very seldom followed it).”

“We're all mad here.”

“Well, I never heard it before, but it sounds uncommon nonsense.”

“Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle.”

“Why it's simply impassible!
– Why, don't you mean impossible?
No, I do mean impassible. (chuckles) Nothing's impossible!”

“Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”