Lynda Montgomery Quotes

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Lynda Montgomery is known for some witty quotes.

Best Quotes by Lynda Montgomery

“Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can’t even get into my own pants.”

“Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fishburger and I realize, Oh my God… I could be eating a slow learner.”

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“If thy associates be insane, be thou sensible.”

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