Lynda Montgomery Quotes
Best Quotes by Lynda Montgomery
“Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can’t even get into my own pants.”
“Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fishburger and I realize, Oh my God… I could be eating a slow learner.”
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“In the aftermath of an affair, I often tell a couple: Your first marriage is over. Would you like to create a second one together?”
