Milton Berle Quotes

Who is Milton Berle?

Milton Berle was an American comedian and actor.

Born July 12, 1908
Died March 27, 2002

Books by Milton Berle


Best Quotes by Milton Berle

“I’d rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I’d rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.”

Milton Berle

“If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.”

Milton Berle

“Laughter is an instant vacation.”

Milton Berle

You Might Like

“If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.”


More quotes by Lenny Bruce