Milton Berle Quotes



Best Quotes by Milton Berle

“I’d rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I’d rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.”

“If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.”

“Laughter is an instant vacation.”

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