Mitch Hedberg Quotes

Who is Mitch Hedberg?

Mitch Hedberg was a dead pan stand-up comedian.

Born February 24, 1968
Died March 30, 2005

Best Quotes by Mitch Hedberg

“You can't please all of the people all of the time, and last night all of those people came to my show.”

Mitch Hedberg

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