Nikocado Avocado Quotes



Best 26 Quotes by Nikocado Avocado

“Am I alive? I don't even know...”

“Am I destroying myself?”

“Finding chairs that could hold my size was such a nightmare because I'm 350 lbs.”

“Hi, my little sloths!”

“I almost passed away for your entertainment, you piece of cr*p – you entitled little brat!”

“I don't believe in salads!”

“I don't claim to be healthy. I don't tell people to eat like I do. I don't claim to be perfect. I almost always admit when I make mistakes. I don't tell people what to believe, what to feel, or what to think. I'm not always happy, and yes, I have bad days like everybody else...

Yet, people hold me on some kind of pedestal, expecting me to act as a leader. It's not my obligation to be a leader.”

“I don't think I will ever be 300 lbs. If I am, trust me, we're gonna make some major changes.”

“I identify as skinny!”

“I might have to put another pack of ramen in here.”

“I'm fat and I don't care anymore.”

“I'm getting fat and I don't know why!”

“I'm hoping, I'm praying that this is just water weight.”

“It's just water weight.”

“It's not my obligation to be a leader, and I hate when people act like I'm some kind of evil person when 'straying away from my promises', when in fact, I never made such promises.

I'm not a leader or a politician; I'm just a regular guy.”

“My body seems very uncomfortable. Eating the amount I do has a very strong stopping point, and if I overstuff, I notice I don't get hungry until later in the next day.”

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“My scale is a liar!”

“My weight is a medical mystery.”

“Say hello to my double chin.”

“So today I will be eating all five packs 'cause I'm very hungry, thank you.”

“That's not the number one killer. Chips? No.”

“Well if I'm fat, might as well stay fat.”

“When I signed up for YouTube, I wanted to share my life, flaws and all. That's it. I wanted to express myself and make people laugh. I wanted to share my personal experiences while also sharing my love for food.”

“Why are you crying? I should be the one crying!”

“Why do vegans have to make everything about veganism? Why? There's so much more to life than veganism.”

“You know, I sit up here in my tower and watch everyone struggle and be poor. It's so entertaining.

I love watching poor people. They struggle. Oh, I just need popcorn. I could sit here and watch them struggle all day.”

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“The Vlog Squad... We gotta change that name.”


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