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Who is Nikocado Avocado?

Nikocado Avocado is the online stage name of Nicholas Perry, a Ukrainian-born American Internet celebrity.

Avocado is known for his 'mukbang' videos on YouTube. These are videos where eats giant portions of food and talks about it.

His online binge eating has made him gain weight rapidly, which concerns many of his fans.

Born May 19, 1992
Age 30 years old

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Best 26 Quotes by Nikocado Avocado

“Am I alive? I don't even know...”

“Am I destroying myself?”

“Finding chairs that could hold my size was such a nightmare because I'm 350 lbs.”

“Hi, my little sloths!”

“I almost passed away for your entertainment, you piece of cr*p – you entitled little brat!”

“I don't believe in salads!”

“I don't claim to be healthy. I don't tell people to eat like I do. I don't claim to be perfect. I almost always admit when I make mistakes. I don't tell people what to believe, what to feel, or what to think. I'm not always happy, and yes, I have bad days like everybody else...

Yet, people hold me on some kind of pedestal, expecting me to act as a leader. It's not my obligation to be a leader.”

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“I don't think I will ever be 300 lbs. If I am, trust me, we're gonna make some major changes.”

“I identify as skinny!”

“I might have to put another pack of ramen in here.”

“I'm fat and I don't care anymore.”

“I'm getting fat and I don't know why!”

“I'm hoping, I'm praying that this is just water weight.”

“It's just water weight.”

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“It's not my obligation to be a leader, and I hate when people act like I'm some kind of evil person when 'straying away from my promises', when in fact, I never made such promises.

I'm not a leader or a politician; I'm just a regular guy.”

“My body seems very uncomfortable. Eating the amount I do has a very strong stopping point, and if I overstuff, I notice I don't get hungry until later in the next day.”

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“They show more skin online than ever before. They display more signals wanting you to talk to them than ever before. Sex has never meant nothing more to them than it does right now. And most guys are still too scared to just say 'Hi. It’s easier now than it ever has been.”

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“My scale is a liar!”

“My weight is a medical mystery.”

“Say hello to my double chin.”

“So today I will be eating all five packs 'cause I'm very hungry, thank you.”

“That's not the number one killer. Chips? No.”

“Well if I'm fat, might as well stay fat.”

“When I signed up for YouTube, I wanted to share my life, flaws and all. That's it. I wanted to express myself and make people laugh. I wanted to share my personal experiences while also sharing my love for food.”

“Why are you crying? I should be the one crying!”

“Why do vegans have to make everything about veganism? Why? There's so much more to life than veganism.”

“You know, I sit up here in my tower and watch everyone struggle and be poor. It's so entertaining.

I love watching poor people. They struggle. Oh, I just need popcorn. I could sit here and watch them struggle all day.”

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“I rarely ever do anything crazy, I really like to be careful to stay in a safe spot, I don't want to do anything, like, insane. I have a lot of people around me to make sure I don't do anything crazy.”

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