Nora Ephron Quotes Page 2

“You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets.”

“The amount of maintenance involving hair is genuinely overwhelming. Sometimes I think that not having to worry about your hair anymore is the secret upside of death.”

“When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you. But when you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's your laugh.”

“I'm very much a believer in knowing what it is that you love doing so you can do a great deal of it.”

“When you're attracted to someone, it just means that your subconscious is attracted to their subconscious, subconsciously. So what we think of as fate is just two neuroses knowing that they are a perfect match.”

“When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.”