Ogden Nash Quotes

“Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.”

Ogden Nash

“Children aren’t happy with nothing to ignore, and that’s what parents are created for.”

Ogden Nash

“Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.”

Ogden Nash

“God in His wisdom made the fly, and then forgot to tell us why.”

Ogden Nash

“Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.”

Ogden Nash

“I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm the man she was preparing to overwhelm.”

Ogden Nash

“One man’s remorse is another man’s reminiscence.”

Ogden Nash

“People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven’t what they want that they really don’t want it.”

Ogden Nash

“The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.”

Ogden Nash

“There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.”

Ogden Nash

“To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you’re wrong, admit it; whenever you’re right, shut up.”

Ogden Nash

“Too clever is dumb.”

Ogden Nash

“Women would rather be right than reasonable.”

Ogden Nash

“You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.”

Ogden Nash