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Inside The Mind of an Introvert Quotes

“The coronavirus pandemic is going to be the biggest event of our lifetime. Bigger than 9/11. As if 9/11 happened in every city on earth at the same time.”

Inside The Mind of an Introvert

“The difference between a writer and an author: Writers call each other writers. Readers call writers authors.”

Inside The Mind of an Introvert

“The Dunning-Kruger Effect: Dumb people like Trump think they're super smart, because they are so spectacularly stupid, they don't even know how much stuff they don't know. They are so dumb, they don't even know that other people know a lot more about a topic than they do.”

Inside The Mind of an Introvert

“The lie that abortion is murder is right-wing propaganda designed to demonize Democrats. Abortion is legal all over the world because a fetus without a cerebral cortex cannot think or feel before the 27th week. According to the CDC almost all abortions happen before the 13th week.”

Inside The Mind of an Introvert

“The most painful thing in life is to watch the people you love wither away.”

Inside The Mind of an Introvert

“The NRA kills more Americans than Muslim terrorists do.”

Inside The Mind of an Introvert

“The problem with Trump voters is, they're so dumb, they don't even know how much stuff they don't know. They just assume no one else knows more about evolution or global warming than they do.”

Inside The Mind of an Introvert

“The strangest thing about fascism in America today is that American facists are so dumb, they don't even know they're fascists. They don't even know what the word fascism means. They vaguely know that it had something to do with Hitler and the Nazis, but that's it. They have no idea that the first words of the Nazi anthem were 'Germany above all else' which was their version of 'America first'. And the way Nazis demonized jews was no different than the way American fascists demonize liberals. Hitler promised to 'make Germany great again'. And Hitler denounced the newspapers, which exposed him for what he really was, as 'Lügenpresse', which is German for 'fake news'.”

Inside The Mind of an Introvert

“Trump voters hate my books. They can't stand it when a book makes them think.”

Inside The Mind of an Introvert

“Trump's most fanatic supporters will never admit that he is anything less than the Second Coming of Christ, because it is much easier to brainwash someone into being a zealot than it is to make a zealot realize he has been brainwashed.”

Inside The Mind of an Introvert

“Wanna know how I know I'm straight? On a 3 week road trip through Scotland right after high school, my best friend (gayyy!) and I slept in the same bed at quaint little B&Bs every night. And nothing ever happened in bed between us, except for the occasional fart. If I was gay, I would have totally f*cked the sh*t out of his cute little gay ass.”

Inside The Mind of an Introvert

“Wanna sound smart and witty? Then quote smart and witty people.”

Inside The Mind of an Introvert

“We live in this bubble of ignorance. Most people know nothing about history, or the historical context of the traditions they still follow today. People do things without knowing why they're doing them.”

Inside The Mind of an Introvert

“What is love? Love is when your heart has a raging boner.”

Inside The Mind of an Introvert

“What makes a good book? An author who knows how to leave out all the unnecessary bulk and delivers a lean story where not a single word is fluff.”

Inside The Mind of an Introvert

“When a troll tries to piss on your leg online, simply reply with: 'Does your mom know she raised a little *sshole?' It attacks him on so many different levels at once, he won't know how to respond.”

Inside The Mind of an Introvert

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“When you say someone is stubborn and irrational because they're black, that's racism. When you say someone is stubborn and irrational because they're female, that's sexism. When you say someone is stubborn and irrational because they're a leo, that's astrology. Notice a pattern? It's all nonsense.”

Inside The Mind of an Introvert

“Why are so many Americans for male circumcision but against female circumcision? Both are equally cruel and barbaric traditions.”

Inside The Mind of an Introvert

“Why ban guns? Let's give everyone a rocket launcher! What could possibly go wrong?”

Inside The Mind of an Introvert

“Why do women love to read about sexually aggressive billionaire bad boy alpha males but condemn the same behavior in real life?”

Inside The Mind of an Introvert

“Why is it so hard for many erotica authors to admit that erotica is p*rn? Everyone loves p*rn!”

Inside The Mind of an Introvert

“Wicca is just extreme LARPing. Then again, so is every other religion.”

Inside The Mind of an Introvert

“Yo mama so sl*tty, Trump still owes her hush money.”

Inside The Mind of an Introvert

“Yo mama so stupid, she watches Fox News and voted for Trump.”

Inside The Mind of an Introvert

“You know what I love about writing non-fiction? The story is already there. I just have to write it down.”

Inside The Mind of an Introvert

“You must be a Fox News viewer. Nobody else is dumb enough to believe Trump's lies.”

Inside The Mind of an Introvert

Why Men And Women Can't Be Friends Quotes

“Being faithful and monogamous is not natural for human beings. It takes work. Deep down we all know that. We have all been tempted to stray at some point or another. Even when it was only a fleeting thought and we didn't act on it. Every time we acknowledge that someone of the opposite sex is 'attractive' or 'sexy' we are doing nothing other than pointing out that they would be a suitable mate. Not acting on that natural impulse to want to mate with a viable mating partner requires a conscious decision. It's a constant struggle between what your body wants, and what the civilized part of your brain says you should do, in order to avoid the negative consequences of cheating on your spouse and ruining your long-term relationship. That's why affairs, and extra-marital sex, are often referred to as 'a moment of weakness'.”

Why Men And Women Can't Be Friends

“Envy is the desire to have what someone else has. Jealousy is the fear of losing what you have. The more insecure you are about yourself or your relationship, the more jealous you are, because you are afraid to lose your significant other to someone else.”

Why Men And Women Can't Be Friends

“I think there's something to the old saying that women use sex to get love, and men use love to get sex. And love is really just a word we use to describe a close bond, or relationship, between two people. Men have been programmed to want sex, so they do whatever is necessary to be in a relationship with a woman. And a woman is programmed to want the stability and (financial) security of a relationship, so she offers the man what he wants: sex.”

Why Men And Women Can't Be Friends

“Look at the huge success of 'Fifty Shades of Grey'. The girl in the book lets a rich guy beat her and ritually rape her, and she likes it! She finds it erotic! But imagine if Christian Grey wasn't a billionaire. Imagine if he lived in a dirty old trailer down by the river. Then that story wouldn't be a sexy romance novel, but an episode of CSI.”

Why Men And Women Can't Be Friends

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“I can feel a thing I cannot touch and touch a thing I cannot feel. The first is sad and sorry, the second is your heart.”


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