Rivers Cuomo Quotes Page 4

“If you shave your dog, do you have to put sunscreen on it?”

“If you're asking God to bless the United States of America, why not ask him to bless the whole world?”

“If you're going to fly so low to the ground, why fly at all?”

“In case of famine, fat people will have the last laugh.”

“In many men's rooms, they place one urinal low to the ground, which is good for boys, short men, and men with very long pen*ses.”

“Is it littering if you pick something up, realize it's trash, and then throw it back down again?”

“It could appear that I'm some kind of natural genius, but it's just a million small lessons I've picked up over the years.”

“It doesn't get much more intimate than holding someone's hands as they poop. Too bad these days are numbered.”

“It matters how you play the game and it also matters whether you win or lose.”

“It would be cool if we could celebrate our deathday too, if we knew it in advance.”

“It's easy for us to forgive toddlers because we know that their brains aren't fully developed. Couldn't we forgive adults for the same reason?”

“It's good to be humble. That way you don't feel so bad when you do something stupid.”

“It's okay to be tired.”

“It's possible to be ironic and sincere at the same time.”

“It's so hard not to be creepy!”

“Just noticed the ABBA in Black Sabbath.”

“Killing time until I die.”

“Leave yourself alone.”

“Let's make our lives nice.”

“Life can't be all org*sms.”

“Meditation hasn’t separated me from my life and my friends and my work. It’s just made my fear go away, so I can just be that much more engaged.”

“Money is the world's way of telling you you're giving it what it wants.”

“Most of the songs I write just very directly from my life. I don't have a big imagination. Whenever I tried to write from fantasy, it comes out sounding really fake.”

“Most of the times I've been successful it's because I've been completely misunderstood.”

“Most people are incapable of admitting to themselves what it is they really want.”

“Most people don't understand the concept of art.”

“Most people don’t really need to hear a six-minute guitar solo that modulates between five keys and time signatures. What they want is a good song.”

“My daughter and I have matching bald spots, though hers is getting smaller and mine is getting bigger.”

“No matter how old you think you look now, there will come a time when you look back at your current pics and say "Look how young I looked!”

“Nothing sounded as sincere as Nirvana's music. It took a long time for me to accept that any other music could be good in other ways. Including my own.”