Ron Jeremy Quotes

Best 15 Quotes by Ron Jeremy

“At any given time there are about 24 reliable woodsmen, guys who keep good er*ctions in the American p*rn scene. You know, myself, Randy West, Peter North, Tom Byron.”

“Freedom of speech doesn't protect speech that you like, freedom of speech protects speech that you hate.”

“How big are you, really? I always say that I'm two inches... from the floor.”

“I had found somebody who lived a life as unconventional as my own. She above anybody would understand that monogamy had nothing to do with my feelings for her. I could go to work and have sex with countless beautiful women, and at the end of the day I'd come home to her and be as devoted as ever. And when she made p*rn films, it worked the same way. I would call it emotional monogamy... physical non-monogamy.”

“I still have a valid teaching license. But if parents see me with a kid, they'll want to call 911.”

“I'd like to see Richard Burton or Sir John Gielgud or Sir Laurence Olivier do 'Macbeth', memorizing all that dialogue, and have a b*ner.”

“If somebody wants to compete, I'll just pull out enough to win.”

“It's gonna be weird to cut off the thing that's paid my bills all these years. I hope I can keep it as a souvenir.”

“My goal in life is to be an actor.”

“Nothing we do is going to satisfy those who hate our business.”

“People try to say it can be a bad influence, like they try to say with video games and movies. However, we say from the beginning you have to be 18 or older. You know what you're going to get with us because we've labeled ourselves from the start.”

“Sex is simple; love is painful.”

“We don't want any sad stories in p*rn.”

“We don't want to target minors. We're very happy with 18 and over, and we're clearly targeting 18 and over.”

“You cannot blame p*rn. When I was young, I used to m*st*rbate to Gilligan's Island.”

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