Sam Ewing Quotes

“A man can please his wife with a box of candy, surprise her with a bouquet of flowers, and make her suspicious with a gold bracelet.”

“Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.”

“Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.”

“Don't drive as if you own the road; drive as if you own the car.”

“Fashions come and fashions go, but pockets are usually the same. There's little change in them.”

“Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.”

“If we are what we eat, why aren't we new, improved, fat-free, and light.”

“If you believe the past can't be changed, you haven't read a celebrity's autobiography.”

“If you lend someone 20 dollars and never see that person again, it's probably worth it.”

“It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours.”

“Many trees could be saved if the government stopped printing tax forms.”

“Parents who wonder where the younger generation is going should remember where it came from.”

“Some people are much like blisters-they don't show up until the work is done.”

“The brain is like a TV set; when it goes blank, it's a good idea to turn off the sound.”

“We are all born into the world with nothing. Everything we acquire after that is profit.”

“When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner.”

“When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day.”

“When you finally go back to your old hometown, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.”