Sam Levenson Quotes

“Don’t watch the clock; Do what it does. Keep going.”

“If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.”

“Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.”

“It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'”

“It's not the sugar that makes the tea sweet, but the stirring.”

“One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.”

“Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.”

“Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.”

“The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.”

“The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.”

“We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart.”

“You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.”